From the recording The Shameless Mr. Skivs
Lyrics
A guy wears a tie to be the guy
Who's proud of the way he lives.
A guy wears a tie, unless that guy
Is the Shameless Mr. Skivs.
A bloke wears a cloak to hide from folk,
Or because of the warmth it gives.
A bloke wears a cloak, unless that bloke
Is the Shameless Mr. Skivs.
He travels the city from here to there,
Fighting crime in his underwear.
He's mostly unclothed, but he doesn't care;
When they point and they laugh, he's oblivious.
Some joes wear clothes to ward off blows,
Or protect them from knives and shivs.
Some joes wear clothes, but not if that joe's
The Shameless Mr. Skivs.
The Shameless Mr. Skivs.
The Shameless Mr. Skivs.